个喝醉酒的同事xx。
xx满身酒气地倒进来，一边□□一边关门，关好车门猛地扑上前半抱着我的椅背：“小朋友......不对，大朋友！你都多大了还要你哥接？”
我瞪他：“我哥乐意！”
老哥也瞪他：“坐回去！满身酒气也不怕熏着人！”
xx不放弃：“don’t you know there are two things in this world called taxi and hotel？”
我：“......”
老哥：“and you？”
xx：？
老哥：“don’t you know there are two things in this world called taxi and hotel？”
xx：“......”
我耸耸肩膀：“he is stupid！”
老哥抬起手掌：“i can’t agree with you more.”